You know those beautiful posts all those beautiful style bloggers are always doing - the "in my purse" ones? Where next to their Marc Jacobs tote or whatever they have a dainty grid of NARS lipsticks, antique coin purses, and rolls of Japanese tape?
Would you like to know what is in my purse (a 4-year-old Brooklyn Industries feather tote with a peeling plastic overcoat that I pick at when anxious) right now?
- my wallet (Target)
- two notebooks
- Filofax agenda
- five pairs of (clean, thankfully) underwear
- sweaty sports bra and t-shirt
- dirty Tupperware
- orange sandals
- Disgrace
- tiny Fresh lip balm (free gift from Sephora)
- deodorant
- two Rumpus Letters in the Mail
- umbrella
- half-eaten bag of mango licorice
- one band aid
FIVE PAIRS of underwear. FIVE PAIRS.
love this! What no naked tampons having lost their flimsy wrappers, floating around and ready to embarrass you the next time you reach for your wallet? Oh wait, that's my bag.
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