random act of bravery

I'm breaking out all my loaded words, lately. If you cross me, you had better believe there is one wrath-filled, strongly-worded email coming your way. It will end with something benign, something along the lines of, "Hope you're well!" but you will know that the subtext there is I HOPE YOU ACCIDENTALLY ROLL IN POOP AND THEN SMELL LIKE POOP FOR AT LEAST A MONTH.