Philadelphia

Hey, Philly! You didn't look anything like this, but I am very happy I got to spend 24 hours with you this weekend. You like public art! And Italian food! And bluegrass jams! You had a whole store devoted to accordions, and a market with 16 kinds of kombucha! (I counted!) I could walk on your wide sidewalks without being slapped by a crazy man! (This happened! In Times Square!) Your public transportation uses adorably arcane tokens! These were actually very annoying, but no matter! I think we should spend some more time together.